Hello there gentle fan,
Contacting [adult swim] is no simple thing.At this stage it's important you take the necessary steps required to be sure of a safe and rewarding communication process. The first thing we tell everyone is: don't rush in. Take some time out now, even before you finish reading this, and think about what it is you're trying to share, to question, or to request. We guarantee after you have done this you will have solved half of the problem: you.
Now that you've finished solving yourself, it's important to get rid of yourself if possible. If you are try to touch us because of any of the following reasons, then in the bin with you quick...
1) You like what you see.
2) You don't like what you see.
3) You are concerned about something.
4) Something concerns you.
5) Something Concerns You II: The Return of Something Concerning You.
6) Any combination of the above, plus doubled, backwards and all the usual tricks.
7) Jurassic Mike
If you've made it this far, turn to page zero, set fire to something close by, and start again. No lighter? Feel free to drop us a line here:
adultswim@bravo.co.uk
Otherwise perhaps you'd like to take a stroll through the nightmarish corridors of our forum, where words claw at the air like screams in an asylum and bodies drop so fast you can't see anyone standing for all the commotion:
[adult swim] forum
Just try and remember: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
PS - If you are looking for free newspapers, we regret to inform you that we no longer have any left.
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