Stuart is a lifelong, dedicated West Ham supporter who needs help shifting a whole host of problems. He has suffered from depression in the past and also has problems socialising.

He starts his day with a fry-up then snacks constantly and drinks gallons of tea and coffee. Every evening he’ll have a takeaway, then a large snack just before bedtime. He boozes with his mates too much and smokes 20-30 ciggies a day.

As a youngster, he played footie a lot and has an attic full of trophies recognising his skills as a player and manager. Now he desperately wants to get his life back on track for the sake of himself, his wife and daughter. He feels that playing football again regularly might start a chain reaction and kick-start a new beginning.