Tommy Brunette - bass

"I play the bass. I look good doing it," says Tommy of his contribution to the band, stopping short of explaining that he also stands on the stage and has two legs.

Tommy has everything you want from a bass player, including blind loyalty to the increasingly dangerous demands of his bandmates.

"I think he's the biggest bass player in the world," Dirk says of Tommy. "Though that guy from Nirvana's pretty big too."