Donny Tourette - lead vocals

One half of the Tourette tagteam that founded Towers of London back in the heady days of yore, Donny's job as front-man supremo is to stand around and scream, throw things at the audience, and try to shag your girlfriend.

"He's got a certain mystique about him, a bit in a Jim Morrison way," says his brother Dirk, referring no doubt to his love for vomiting, giving people the finger and passing out in the street.

Donny puts it a little simpler: "I'm the biggest chancer on the planet to ever have a record deal. Can't sing a note, and I know it."