The Rev - lead guitar

When he's not blind drunk and ranting incoherently, and sometimes when he is, The Rev is the Towers' in-house guitar god.

Skilfully balancing that ever-delicate double act of inspired rock genius and off-the-rails tragedy waiting to happen, this dark horse of the outfit likes to hang around in the background lots and look pissed off before descending into an inebriated stupor.

On Bravo's attempts to bottle up some of the Towers' sonic genius and put it on the telly, he said, "Take this expensive piece of microphone equipment and shove it up your arse." Nice.